I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

How can there be too many children? That is like saying there are too many flowers." ~ Mother Teresa of Calcutta

Courage is a kind of salvation.

True happiness... arises in the first place from the enjoyment of one's self and in the next from the friendship and conversation of a few select companions.

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men.

A love affair begins with a fantasy. For instance, that the beloved will always be there.

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.

I'd been trained as a classical musician, but also as a pop musician. My teacher made sure that everything was available.

The thing I am attracted to is just good writing and stories that are based somewhat in reality.

Virtue is the truest liberty.

I can't do anything in moderation.