I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Confidence is the ultimate beauty.

The Christian life does not just evolve. It also requires specific decisions and public commitments to deepen our faith and obedience.

As aspiring athletes, you should never give up on your dreams. Just believe in yourself, and everything will be possible.

I always said it kept me alive - photography - because it did. It was my catharsis.

Increasingly unable to create for itself a relevant body of myth, the modern imagination will ransack the treasure house of the classic.

The man at the center [Donald Trump], soon to be the world's most powerful, now shoulders the hopes and dreams of millions of Americans, the fear and anxiety of millions more.

Be reckless enough to gamble all or nothing to follow your dreams

There's no more of an excuse for blaming other people or the world for at least not trying what you should be trying.

All problems exist in the absence of a good conversation.

You'll never get ahead by blaming your problems on other people.