My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession.

It takes nothing away from a human to be kind to an animal.

I've been prepping for my role as Medusa.

Is it that your dream is unattainable or is it that you have the wrong dream?

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain.

I don't know a single person in life that doesn't have conflict.

I like working all the time. I hate taking breaks. I don't like the weekends.

I love having a master. I have no problem serving my director. That's my job. I want to make them happy.

I'm like the kid that crams for tests and never remembers anything.

The reason I keep making movies is I hate the last thing I did. I'm trying to rectify my wrongs.

Leave behind the passive dreaming of a rose-tinted future. The energy of happiness exists in living today with roots sunk firmly in reality's soil.

Make enthusiasm a way of life. Make optimism a way of success. Make gratitude a way of happiness.

Someone said that if you're lonely at the top, it's because you didn't take anyone with you.

This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.

Cacao is not just a food; it is a "superfood".

If you could runne, as you drinke, you might catch a hare.

Time flies, and what is past is done.

I'm too homely for a prima donna and too ugly for a soubrette.

Gratitude is what opens the spiritual doors to all the blessings. Everything becomes clear, you see, you feel, you live.

Rich Christiansen is one of the most insightful, practical and cost-conscious entrepreneurs in the world today. Listen to Rich. He won't steer you wrong.