I long for the day when advertising will become a business for a grown man.

If you have a lemon; make lemonade.

The real fact of the matter is that nobody reads ads. People read what interests them, and sometimes it's an ad.

Advertising justifies its existence when used in the public interest-it is much too powerful a tool to use solely for commercial purposes.

I have been waiting twenty years for someone to say to me: "You have to fight fire with fire" so that I could reply, "That's funny-I always use water."

I don't know how to speak to everybody, only to somebody.

The buying of time or space is not the taking out of a hunting license on someone else's private preserve but is the renting of a stage on which we may perform.

It’s all part of it, man.

I'm not extra sensitive to handshakes. I shake hands all the time.

Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemetery?

The hard rain nailed the night to the city.

Jimmy Snuka stood up, 25 feet in the air, drove his knee through my ribs, but did I allow them to carry me out on a strecher? NO! I got right up and walked out!

When you're a kid, it's hard to tell the innocuous secrets from the ones that will kill you if you keep them.

We tend to love things that are left of center anyway.

I always seem to suffer some loss of faith on entering cities.

YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE TALENT IN THE WORLD, IT'S NOT GONNA GET YOU THROUGH... IT'S WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR HEART.

My inner guidance is there for me to call on anytime I need or want extra clarity, wisdom, knowledge, support, creative inspiration, love, or companionship.