Fortune Cookie Quotes

Fortune Cookie Quote of the day

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

If you have a lemon; make lemonade.

Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life.

If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful.

A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.

Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth.

Always tell the truth - it's the easiest thing to remember.

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

What you earn depends on what you learn.

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.

God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day.

Success can corrupt; usefulness can only exalt.

I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book...on my computer!

Service is what life is all about.

Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.

Everything bows to success, even grammar.

Forget goals. Value the process.

At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'

It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all.

The final act of business judgment is intuitive.

Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.

Success, remember is the reward of toil.

Outward success alienates a man from himself.

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.

For children is there any happiness which is not also noise?

Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.

Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.

Love of action is not industry.

What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life.

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.

I am sorry