I'll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

I am empowered by every problem to seek the power of God.

Scientifically, just because the spiritual person can manifest a drink of coffee, does not mean that he or she knows how it happens!

It's hard to face tomorrow, but it's easier than facing no tomorrow.

I hope I'm still shooting when I'm 80.

How little do they see what really is, who frame their hasty judgment upon that which seems.

A good athlete always mentally replays a competition over and over, even in victory, to see what might be done to improve the performance the next time.

I acknowledge with great gratitude the peace and contentment we can find for ourselves in the spiritual cocoons of our homes, our sacrament meetings, and our holy temples.

Families are where children live. Almost everything they experience is in the context of family life.

While Trump keeps the spotlight on himself, the "respectable" Republican establishment chips away at government programs that benefit the general population.

My mom smiled at me. Her smile kind of hugged me.