I like to remember what I have to be thankful for. When it gets bad, I usually list them out loud to my wife and myself. Helps me maintain a balanced perspective.

Let's all try to conserve water. But it's OK to shower.

I usually like to keep to myself, but others can tell if I'm upset because I'm keeping to myself.

Don't take things for granted.

As far as we know, as a species, the only reason we were put on this planet is to help continue life.

Keep spreading the love, world. But don't get greedy and overpopulate the planet.

Love is my family and friends. That close-knit circle that sticks by you through the years and through it all.

Try to keep an open mind.

Love! In the midst of deception, you are my trust.

Only the living water can satisfied our thirst.

I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections.

The marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she is a householder.

Make your friends your teachers and mingle the pleasures of conversation with the advantages of instruction.

An artist has got to be constantly in a state of becoming.

Fanciful spiritualizing, so far from yielding God's meaning, actually obscured it. The literal sense is itself the spiritual sense, coming from God and leading to Him.

Live to fight on other days.

It's interesting to see the world's fascination with a troubled artist. The artists sure wouldn't share their enthusiasm.

Knowledge is power, especially when it is hitched to a workhorse.