I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Pursuit of passion,

I am doing what is right and from my heart against all odds.

I nearer than I was yesterday and further than I am today, tomorrow I'll be square one.

The purpose of life is to live. The meaning of life is whatever you choose. The secret to life is balance in all things…

No faith is our own that we have not arduously won.

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis but rather the feeling of being unwanted.

This election [2016], and I believe this, is our last chance to secure the border, stop illegal immigration and reform our laws to make your life better.

We never know who they are that God will draw, and have nothing to do with it. Our duty is to invite all, and leave it to God to choose the vessels of mercy.

I think that every moment you succumb to cynicism, you're taking energy away from change.

Secrecy is as indispensable to human beings as fire, and as greatly feared.