I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

As far as she could see, children mostly argued, shouted, ran around very fast, laughed loudly, picked their noses, got dirty and sulked.

Its easier to start a global business than a local one, make your business one where you can work from anywhere in the world

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail.

Order is manifestly maintained in the universe... governed by the sovereign will of God.

I was definitely a thespian of sorts in elementary school. I went to a real small private school and every year I participated in the talent shows and the school plays, all of 'em.

There can be no proof that Blake's lyric is composed of the best words in the best order; only a conviction, accepted by our knowledge and judgment, that it is so.

CGI is to me like watching a cartoon. It can be effective, if it's done well. A lot of times you don't feel any real risk. You're watching a bunch of computer-generated graphics.

Go back home where you came from. This country is mine, and I intend to stay here and to raise this country full of grown people.

I've got a quote for you, a good quote to describe Television...In madness there is order.

Art Deco for me except in its most crazed and attenuated forms, it's jut a matter of taste.