Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn't see why anyone else should.

His parents called him Youngster. They did this in the subconcious hope that he might take the hint. Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of 47.

People couldn't become truly holy, he said, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.

One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good breakfast. And you don't get mugged, either.

But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat.

Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves.

You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse-driven consumerism, don't you?

He looked up at them, a scruffy Napoleon with his laces trailing, exiled to a rose-trellised Elba.

I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset 'cos they act like people.

He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people.

DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.

What you've done isn't the only thing that defines who you are. Words are just as powerful as action. They can aspire action in others, can't they?

He maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

The function of sociology, as of every science, is to reveal that which is hidden.

My biggest challenge every day is to be a great mother and a great businesswoman.

It was darker than a pitch-black panther, covered in tar, eating black licorice at the very bottom of the deepest part of the Black Sea.

So, for me the town hall meetings are really an opportunity to engage in two-way dialogue with people, and they've been very helpful.

You will go on blundering, for only he who does nothing avoids errors.

God Himself has reserved no right of revision of His own laws nor is there any need for Him for any such revision.

Make no small plans for they have no power to stir the soul.

I think, therefore I doubt.