I knocked part of my tooth out with a scrubbing brush on stage whilst singing 'Hard Knock Life' in Annie.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.

I grew up listening to a lot of soul music, and a lot of folk music.

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.

Everybody should live quietly whether his experiences are happy or sad, whether they are successes or failures. That is contentment.

The one good thing about the Angels was they always colored within the lines. They had to. Suckers.

Just give me a good role that allows me to hone my craft and I am a pretty happy camper.

Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt

Reflection is one of the most underused yet powerful tools for success.

When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.

We [United States] are the only military superpower. We have no idea how long this is going to last, so we ought to get every bad guy we can and fix every problem we can.