I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Ideal humane leadership begins with a real demonstration of love, continues relating with acceptance of fellow humankind and consciously follows that through with every opportunity.

The more you give, the more you have much to keep giving.

While some consider God's standards as too confining, a true believer sees them as loving and freeing.

If you really pay attention to the movie, it comes into play, in many different sections.

With gold a man can do anything. It even sends souls to paradise.

Ultimately what is not needed now is recriminations.

It is to escape the responsibility for failure that the weak so eagerly throw themselves into grandiose undertakings.

In the arts of peace Man is a bungler.

There's a built-up tension in religion, and if you can release it, you'll get a huge and satisfying laugh.

Sin claims to free but in fact it kills.