I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor

Remember that grief is a necessary pain. It’s your only way to heal. To starve it will destroy you.”~The Grimoire

He believed in his own decency with all his heart. So it was with every true monster, Vic supposed.

If we don’t know who we are, we conceal our true selves and wear the image of others

I think romantic love evolved to enable you to focus your mating energy on just one individual at a time, thereby conserving mating time and energy.

You never know what'll happen in politics.

I think the human species is very suicidal.

Death knocks at your door, and before you can tell him to come in, he is in the house with you.

Any kind of political campaign that taps the kind of energy that nothing else can reach would generate a tremendous high for everybody involved in it.

It is not enough to take steps which may someday lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise.

It would have been nice to have had unicorns.