I have won every argument I ever had with myself.

No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it.

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

If at first you don't succeed, try hard work.

Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.

One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.

The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.

If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us.

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.

The ultimate obscenity is not caring, not doing something about what you feel, not feeling! Just drawing back and drawing in, becoming narcissistic.

I felt the human disease that is ignorance suddenly leave my body. Just like that. Like a hot, desperate piss after a long car ride.

That's the thing about parents, I'm beginning to realize. You don't have to see them all that much to imitate them.

We all tend to make zealous judgement, and thereby close ourselves off from revelation.

You're a brave, brave girl, Tula" Gaby told her."I know", said the little girl. "I got it from you.

Ever since the movie premiered at Cannes, I've had a sudden surge of scripts and interest.

And you're wasted with your ladies. Yeah I'm the reason why you always getting faded.

[ I'm] humorist, I guess. Or really more of a reporter. A reporter who reports on funny things.

I agree to, or rather aspire to, my doom.

I think I know enough of hate to say that for destruction ice is also great and would suffice.