I have this insane optimistic streak that the American people prevail over the stupidity that the leadership exhibits time and time again, and I think that's the truth.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Time should be reproduced and multiplied

You'll have less heartaches and disappointments if you stop seeking from others the things ONLY God and you can give yourself!

At certain rare moments, a library is a kind of mind.

If we heard that somebody starved to death in Sweden or Switzerland, we would be shocked.

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up.

Make no mistake: this is a repeal and a replace of Obamacare, make no mistake about it. Make no mistake.

Net the large fish and you are sure to have the small fry.

It is the lives we encounter that make life worth living.

A lot of people believe a lot of things. People also believe in a lot of ideas or hold tight to a lot of ideologies and beliefs.

While many governments and well-meaning individuals have redefined marriage, the Lord has not.