I have done almost every human activity inside a taxi which does not require main drainage.

The country is laid out in a haphazard, sloppy fashion, offensive to the tidy, organized mind.

New York waiters, probably the surliest in the Western world . . . are better images of their city than that journalistic favorite the taxi driver.

You can never win as a sight-seer. Somebody else, more often than not the first person you meet when you get back home, has been there before you.

Violence is the repartee of the illiterate

If you learn from every mistake, you never fail at anything.

Our ignorance of history makes us libel our own times. People have always been like this.

When people feel criticized, they almost always defend the behavior you want them to change.

I consider myself a very driven and intense fighter.

Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer.

I've always thought basketball was the best sport, although it wasn't the sport I was best at. It was just the most fun to watch.

Most of the stories I have covered in 45 years have been gray stories.

Last I checked, the album was #82 out of the top 200 on the Billboard charts thanks to you all. I pray that keeps moving up and with your help it will.

Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization.

Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.