I have dogs in my house and much like teenagers at some point, they leave the parents. Even though they're in the same house, they live independently. I think that's how I live with the Chihuahuas.

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

Ah, kindness. What a simple way to tell another struggling soul that there is love to be found in the world.

Ask and wait expectantly for the answer.

Truly creative people care little about what they have done, and a lot about what they are doing.

Clean your home first before complaining about others.

So be kind, and be grateful that God is kind. It is a happy way to live.

By his own efforts man could never gain the true and desired riches.

A scientific approach means knowing what one knows and what one doesn't. Absolute or complete knowledge is unscientific.

Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup-they all die. So do we.

For everybody in their busy lives, you need to invest in sharpening your tools, and you need to invest in longevity.

If the personal freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution inhibit the government's ability to govern the people, we should look to limit those guarantees.