I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Aging is not our fault, but we certainly are guilty of feeling it.

Courage! I have shown it for years think you I shall lose it at the moment when my sufferings are to end?

It took me a long time to figure out that real big-time success comes from taking lots of small, ordinary steps in the right direction. And you can't ever take the next step until you take the first.

I love only one girl, one in every town.

Tolerated people are never conciliated. They live on, but the aroma of their life is lost.

Not to think of yourself / as someone who did not count -- / Festival of the Souls.

I would love to have the ability to see inside everyone's heart before I heard them speak or even saw their faces.

Okay, so maybe I'm romantic... but somebody is supposed to be romantic. Some warrior is supposed to go to war against the imperial forces of cynicism and irony. I am a sentimental soldier.

Well, being a jazz musician is not a rose garden!

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it.