I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

All questions need to be explored from our hearts first & then embraced by our heads.

A body is a body, but only voices are capable of love

Seed mantras are the seeding suggestions to awaken the deep collective unconscious.

A lot of people bring it to me at conventions. At first I was going, "I can't sign that. That's not me." And now I just say, "Eh, whatever."

Many children are natural fantasists, I think, perhaps because their imaginations have yet to be clobbered into submission by experience.

True individuality is the repose arising from the relation of a self to all it has to do with. Bad individuality has in it a separation between outward action and a flat repose inwardly.

I think the best and most we can do for ourselves is to find the thing we love to do, and then do it as if our very life depended upon doing it.

You cannot build nonviolence on a factory civilization, but it can be built on self-contained villages.

The weak fear happiness itself. They can harm themselves on cotton wool. Sometimes they are wounded even by happiness

It's beyond me how anybody can look at these protestors and call them anything other than what they are: anti-American, anticapitalist, pro-Marxist communists.