I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.

I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn.

I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's.

I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.

I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream.

I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.

I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.

I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.

I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.

Every great achievement started with a dream and every failure bred by staring eyes.

Reading is entering into another world and leaving a little bit more educated when finished.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

God never takes away something from your life without replacing it with something better.

Sometimes, I stood at the front of the E train, watching the tunnel ahead, imagining what Anthem would look like on stage.

What then is holiness? Holiness is nothing but the implanting, writing and living out of the gospel in our souls (Eph 4:24).

He who tip-toes cannot stand; he who strides cannot walk.

I'll destroy you. I am the master of disaster.

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

I always drew. I don't remember a time when I didn't draw. And I actually drew comics from the age of maybe ten through twelve.