I grew up wanting to make movies, and along the way I suddenly found that I had a career doing comedy.

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

My parents used to throw great New Year's Eve parties. They invited such an eclectic mix of showbiz people. All those cool people were always hanging out at our apartment.

Fashion is so over the top.

I have a lot of nervous energy. Work is my best way of channelling that into something productive unless I want to wind up assaulting the postman or gardener.

I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

Success doesn't necessarily mean happiness.

I know that I'm better as an actor when I'm working with a good actor. I think anytime you're working with a better actor, it makes you a better actor.

Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game!

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

I'm really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why or what.

Some people might enjoy drain water if they were told it was vodka.

When the men kill, it is up to us women to fight for the preservation of life.

My bones are as hard as a rock. Every time I have a biopsy, the doctors are doing hand exercises a week, ten days out.

the poems to come are for you and for me and are not for mostpeople... you and i are human beings; mostpeople are snobs.

When we face the worst that can happen in any situation, we grow. When circumstances are at their worst, we can find our best.

People do what seems easy and convenient, not what is best for them.

We have the media, which is such a waste in the sense that you can actually feel your IQ get lower as you watch TV.

'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.

With every death, a world is disappearing.