My bones are as hard as a rock. Every time I have a biopsy, the doctors are doing hand exercises a week, ten days out.

Texas has arguably the most extreme separation between the well off and everyday people in the United States.

I'm going to try to enjoy the All-Star break, hope my players reflect on what happened the first half of the season, come back with a different attitude, try to find our solution on how to win it.

I'm a fair manager, put it that way. I like to be fair with the players, but there's a time for discipline.

I've been in just about every situation as a player and coach and manager. I've been in the playoffs, World Series, and I know how to get there.

Don Baylor, New York Yankees DH, on Billy Martin and his predecessor Yogi Berra: Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law.

It's what you've been a part of for so long. I don't think I can watch a game without an interest in who wins.

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.

I assure you I will not miss the chance to show you that you were right when you voted for me.

In prayerful sympathy and love. Hold to the old truth -- double distilled.

Women tend to be conservative in youth and get more radical as they get older because they lose power with age. So, if a young woman is not a feminist, I say, just wait.

Drawing is . . . not an exercise of particular dexterity, but above all a means of expressing intimate feelings and moods.

We believe in a government strong enough to use words like "love" and "compassion" and smart enough to convert our noblest aspirations into practical realities.

Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care.

Ask for the impossible, then settle instead for what you really wanted in the first place.

I like to write my lyrics on clay tablets.

Good rom-coms have some reflection of the way things are, the sign of the times.