I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES!

GOD is foolishness and GOD is wisdom all at the same time.

Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they ain't got.

The world is governed by love,--self-love.

I'm the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl.

The beauty of music is that everyone hears it their own way, and every song you hear leaves an impression on you that alters the way you hear everything from that point on.

The deadliest weapon in the world is a MARINE and his rifle!

Much of what we see in America, what most people feel has been progress and good things, have been brought about by the existence of third parties.

I may not be able to work for anybody else again. I may just have to work for myself.

Bill Hicks - blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.

I should always train in order to be at a higher level. Other fighters are training hard as well. I have to be a step or more ahead.