I drove a cab. But all the girls I knew when I was young who had to work - there were rich girls - but the ones who had to work were waitresses. Because you could always get shifts in a restaurant.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

After failure, don't worry much. There will always be more opportunities and second chances.

Every book is a world.

I have read the last page of the Bible. It isall going to turn out all right.

You are surrounded by endless possibilities. Your potential being the sum of your beliefs.

It is better to own 10% of an elephant than 100% of a rat.

I like the way Mahler wandered about in his music and still retained his passion. He must have looked like an earthquake walking down the street.

As the attuning of music arouses emotions in the body to an unusual degree, well that there be choices made as to what the emotions are that are aroused by the character of music.

Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially Monday Night.

It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.