I drew when I was very, very young. My mom kept stuff I drew when I was 2 and a half years old, because it looked like, you know, like a jaguar as opposed to a cheetah.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

If you want a lot of visual humor, the way to do it is have visual people do it.

Our rule is: If it makes the parent laugh, and the kid asks why, that can't be an uncomfortable conversation.

So I just always drew. But never took that as a career path. I ended up in the computer business, and found myself as the vice president of sales and marketing for a computer accessories company.

I started drawing in first grade. Because the kid next to me was drawing, and I remember thinking: I want to be able to do that!

Any job ends up with stress, and certainly there's always a deadline looming when you work in TV. It's sort of constant.

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

Following the prophet is always right!

[Hillary] Clinton's plan would trigger a constitutional crisis unlike almost anything we have ever seen before.

God plants dreams in people's hearts. But many people do not continue all the way to the end in order to follow Him to the fulfillment of that dream.

Listen to your customers but don't (always) believe what they say-they know even less about the future than you.

If you found yourself in a situation where you could either save a drowning man, or you could take a Pulitzer prize winning photograph of him drowning, what shutter speed and setting would you use?

I love moving through long spaces and being enclosed.

He, who loves praise, loves temptation.

Beyond all the fires of love through which one passes there is the star of Duty, and happy the individual who can live in its serenity.