I don't watch much ESPN. Unless they have soccer on.

People are so brainwashed by the rules that they don't know what really matters.

Lose your dreams and you might lose your mind.

Don’t take life too seriously and always remember: it is just a passing fad.

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.

The past is a great place and I don't want to erase it or to regret it, but I don't want to be its prisoner either.

A good thing never ends.

I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five.

You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.

Don't you think it's sometimes wise not to grow up.

I sighed and deleted the message, imagining the dirty clothes multiplying like rabbits, because that’s what they do when I’m not around.

Wise to resolve, and patient to perform.

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

Emotional pain is sometimes what we make of it. We can always choose how we react. No matter what the pain, breathing always centers me.

I never was on the dull, tame shore, But I loved the great sea more and more.

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have.

...The people love him. So how can we condemn him?

artists ... all have a need that cannot be met by another human being.

Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.

You must accept that if the computer is a tool, it is the job of tool user to know what to use it for.