I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

My health is like a garden

A one-book man is either a slow learner or an ill-equipped teacher.

It's not hard to feel afraid and insecure. I still fight an inner-critic voice, definitely. I hear it a lot.

When I first came USA, I didn't feel this was my home. This was where I was studying, and then my home was now rejecting me.

There is no person that love cannot heal; there is no soul that love cannot save.

You know who you belong to Jack? - Yeah. Yourself. - He's wrong, actually, I belong to Ma. p. 261 Room by E Donoghue

Joao Gilberto on guitar could read a newspaper and sound good.

Well, I'm not a crook.

It's a very exciting time in the history of this country, to even see people responding to a different way of doing business and really wanting to make a change.

We've got so many stories to tell, you know, we could take on the world.