I don't think about the end game. I've got lots to occupy my mind. It's the rage that keeps me going.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

The stars give light to night sky.

Cricket is first and foremost a dramatic spectacle. It belongs with theatre, ballet, opera and the dance.

When you have a large amount of the workforce being laid off, some of them have no other choice but to go out there and invent something.

Cancer doesn’t care if you’re Republican or Democrat.

I cannot tell you anything that you don't already know, but it is known in silence.

Life is denied by lack of attention, whether it be to cleaning windows or trying to write a masterpiece.

Good wares make good markets.

Anyone can look pretty with hair and make-up.

Why does it have to be so hard? Why can't it be a happily-ever-after ride-into-the-sunset feeling all the time?

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!