I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

You are the Arabian stallion that neighs on the crossroad of my heart ache covering me with the dust of my own ardor.

Nothing shows lack of conscience better than bold-faced lying.

A woman must be nursed into subsistence by love, where a man can become stronger by being hated." - from 'Cows in Art Class

I chose films made by people I wanted to work with, about subject matter I thought was intriguing.

I think love is huge, overwhelming. I think it's terrible and beautiful.

You must not allow yourself to dwell for a single moment on any kind of negative thought.

People change. Some of the people I once knew I now can't stand.

If you're looking to become an entrepreneur then don't waste your time going to university or business school - just get on and do it.

Vision looks inward and becomes duty.

It is the highest manifestation of the power of Vairagya when it takes away even our attraction towards the qualities.