I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys don't go to the papers and tell them what I've done.

The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia.

Glasgow Rangers. God I loved playing for them

I like to help create team spirit in the dressing room. I feel that I've got loads of love to give.

I know I would have had a lot more trophies in my cabinet if I went with him [Sir Alex Ferguson].

I don't know whether I will drink again in my life but I didn't drink yesterday, I am not drinking today and I'll try not to drink again tomorrow.

What is the world coming to when you get a red card and get fined two weeks' wages for calling a grown man a wanker?

I never make predictions and I never will.

No one is ever going to be as good as I was

I've had 14 bookings this season-eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.

A boy is better unborn than untaught.

There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.

You, Stan, are covered with dirt and leaves.''''I just applied for a job as a tree, '' I said. It made so little sense, he didn't even bother responding.

Here I am, on the road again. There I am, up on the stage. Here I go, playing star again. There I go, turn the page.

What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey.

If you will comply with my conditions, I will leave them and you at peace; but if you refuse, I will glut the maw of death, until it be satiated with the blood of your remaining friends.

There's a lot of madness going on out there. Artists can only be what they are, but the industry only goes with what they think people wanna hear.

Cricket has so many meanings to so many Australians. It’s become precisely that - an Australian way of life. And what a life it is. Some would even go as far as to say, ‘marvellous’.

I think that everybody wants to be heard, and the easiest way to be the loudest is to be the hater.