What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling

Science is the process of obscuring the marvelous with explanations.

In any situation, there is hope.

Life depends on time and he who least values time and what to really do with his time will get to the end of the time in his lifetime only to ponder over the times he had in his life! Remember always

Any problem, and I emphasize "any" problem, represents our inability to consciously connect to our Source in the moment.

When you're up in Maine, there is Canada, I mean it's looking right at you; it's a different viewpoint.

I am no longer going to go along with this idea that we're going to keep spending and borrowing and taking over and raising taxes, that I'm going to do everything I can to change things.

It takes a courageous fool to say things that have not been said and to do things that have not been done.

I am flippant. That's one of my charms.

My dad was an inventor, and I think I've always had a rosy view of technology, or at least its potential.

To hold a testimony, one must bear it often and live worthy of it.