I don't need Hollywood. With or without them, I'll be fine. But I'll admit it would be nice to have them on board.

Self-worth and financial worth become indistinguishable.

I don't make the stereotypes, I just see them.

If you're politically correct, chances are you're not coming to one of my shows. I get to go onstage and say things that everybody thinks all the time, but can't say out loud.

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white.

I DJ and I'm a harsh critic of DJs.

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan.

Azhar Usman is very funny, deeply spiritual, and extremely hairy. He's like Zach Galifianakis meets Deepak Chopra-and funnier than you'd expect that combination to be.

I'm not a media darling. I'm forever the outsider, for whatever the reason is.

Who I am on stage is just an amped up version of who I am in real life.

I do a lot of cultural material that's based on my traveling around the world. I basically just report what I've seen and where I've been.

The connection between art and Christ is like the connection between sunlight and the sun. It is, in fact, the connection between Sonlight and the Son.

It is clear looking at statistics of inventions, discoveries and fortune 500 companies, that it is not the believers that are managing the affairs of the earth. What a tragedy!!!

I'm against discrimination in all forms.

I am almost convinced (quite contrary to opinion I started with) that species are not (it is like confessing a murder) immutable.

If you trusted that your art was going to support your life, how would you live?

There is no house like the house of belonging.

I wanted to learn how to skate backwards and they wouldn't help me and they went off and left me on my own.

So from an actor's perspective, you really have no idea how you're acting.

Of my own, I like my upper stomach. I just seem to always have abs.When I'm not really pregnant, I have a great two-pack.

Most books are about aspects of human knowledge - Few people write books about human ignorance, despite the fact that there would be much more to write about