I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.

I'm in a rut deep enough to hang posters.

Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done.

L.A. Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who.

To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought.

I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time.

I think that's why I like baseball. There's something great about it - you're young, the pitcher's young and he's got this great arm, and he doesn't really realize anything about strategy.

Freedom cannot be labeled nor won nor envied. Only when one doesn't realize what freedom is, is one truly free.

When the conversation turns too quickly to films, I see it as a sign of weakness.

I was a foodie and I continue to be a foodie.

Bullies enjoy dark happiness; these are the blank parts that eventually fill their minds with nothingness.

Any theory is better than no theory.

The discovery that the universe has no purpose need not prevent a human being from having one.

I always thought that I might retire from any form of sexuality by the age of 40 and just become a dignified older person.

The problem is that most members of Congress don’t pay attention to what’s going on.

Seeing family is what brings me peace. If I'm not traveling home on my day off, I love going to Central Park to be around trees and throw a Frisbee with my boyfriend.

Terror is only justice: prompt, severe and inflexible. It is then an emanation of virtue.