I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

People don't exist without the past, I know. But the past isn't alive. It's you who's alive.

The days draw out, the weather gets warmer, and it's what we call summer, with a bitter laugh when we've said it.

Progress is more plausibly judged by the reduction of deprivation than by the further enrichment of the opulent

... we need to interrogate "reverence," for idolization can be another way one is objectified and not really taken seriously.

You can search the entire universe and not find a single being more worthy of love than you.

I did not direct any of my investments nor did I know of these investments.

You have to be a poet to know how to write a song with lyrics.

It's ok if others share our ideas as long as they build upon them. It's called progress.

I think many of the mainstream media players are liberal Democrats. They intend to vote for Hillary [Clinton]. They believed Donald [Trump] was the easiest candidate for Hillary to beat.

I'm so grateful to grab hold of something that wants to be a play. It doesn't happen very often. I don't have unwritten plays waiting for their turn.