I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing.

Health food shops can make people feel very important; it's like a brand new religion with people trying to convert you to quinoa.

I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like.

A problem shared is attention gained.

Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker.

I knew 'Be Our Guest' would be performed on a set and in costume, but anyone with a history in Theatre In Education will know that can mean anything.

I was a precocious child.

The strangest thing about writing a sitcom, is never knowing if it will become anything but words on a page.

If you had of told me age 10 that in 19 years time I would be on a stage in Salford performing with Les Dennis in a sitcom I had written, I would have believed you.

Let there be love. There will be light to show you the path of life.

When I took the pills, I wanted to kill someone I hated. I didn't know that other Veronikas existed inside me, Veronikas that I could love.

Practice creates more connections among the neurons, which push you a little further towards perfection.

She hadn't realized she was lonely until she began to understand that other people were not.

The fact that we have to discuss reality as though there were no reality is an indication of the confusion of our times.

Abused prosperity is oftentimes made the very means of our greatest adversity.

The people really are what make New York City great.

God uses men who are weak and feeble enough to lean on him.

I am resolved to grow fat and look young till forty, and then slip out of the world with the first wrinkle and the reputation of five-and-twenty.

Now Everybody has some secret goals in life...Sometimes you can get what you want and what you need at the sames time.