I don't know about you, but I call impromptu vomiting harm.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Experience had taught me that even the most precious memories fade with the passage of time.

…praise does not make anything better or worse.

One of the disadvantages of wine is that is makes a man mistake words for thoughts.

Memory is your image of perfection.

Sometimes when I consider what tremendous consequences come from little things, I am tempted to think there are no little things.

I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure.

We were the best team in the world: European champions in 1984, we qualified without a hitch and 86 was to be the swan song for a very experienced side.

Don't waste time blaming yourself when you can spend time planning how to destroy our enemies.

I'm currently working on a Mind Siege for youth.

My number one thing was that if I ever did get successful enough to make it, I wanted to be able to give back to my family.