I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right.

Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!

Ev'ry heart beats true 'neath the Red, White and Blue

Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.

As a composer I could never find use for over 4 or 5 notes in any musical number, and as a playwright most of my plays have two acts because i couldn't think of an idea for the third act.

Don't tell 'em - SHOW 'em!

I can write better plays than any living danced, and dance better than any living playwright.

Whatever you do kid, always serve it with a little dressing.

I don't care what they call me as long as they mention my name.

Hurried and worried until we're buried and there's no curtain call Life's a very funny proposition after all.

Everything worthwhile ends. We are in the perpetual process now: creation, maturation, cessation.

The mill wheel turns, it turns forever, though what is uppermost remains not so.

I am aware of myself as a four-hundred-year-old woman, born in the captivity of a colonial, pre-industrial oral culture and living now as a contemporary New Yorker.

Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.

Christ within us, the hope of glory.

The part of the philanthropist is indeed a dangerous one; and the man who would do his neighbour good must first study how not to do him evil, and must begin by pulling the beam out of his own eye.

I have confidence that the government of Luxembourg will not make any decision that frustrates this transaction.

I can take any empty space and call it a bare stage.

I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families.