I don't care what they call me as long as they mention my name.

Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!

Ev'ry heart beats true 'neath the Red, White and Blue

I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right.

Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.

As a composer I could never find use for over 4 or 5 notes in any musical number, and as a playwright most of my plays have two acts because i couldn't think of an idea for the third act.

Don't tell 'em - SHOW 'em!

I can write better plays than any living danced, and dance better than any living playwright.

Whatever you do kid, always serve it with a little dressing.

Hurried and worried until we're buried and there's no curtain call Life's a very funny proposition after all.

The irrevocable events of our lives happen in seconds, sometimes fractions of seconds.

Should Christians govern and are Christians the only ones who are truly qualified to govern, and the answer is, of course, Yes.

That is why, with optimism instead of fear, all those who want to see Puerto Rico's status resolved should seek the truth about each option, including the upside and the downside of each.

Dad was the pitching coach, while Mom was the emotional supporter. Her unconditional love was great, and she wanted what was best for me.

You hold all of our futures in your hands. So you better make it good.

God generously helps to those who try to do their best without asking God's help!

Such is the brutalization of commercial ethics in this country that no one can feel anything more delicate than the velvet touch of a soft buck.

I like to let my football do the talking, I'm respectful of other good teams such as Arsenal.

Oh, definitely and you know you take the bitter with the sweet but the benefits far outweigh the burdens of what I've been able to do for my family, my word.

As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.