I did whatever it takes to do stand-up. There is an abundance of material in struggling and poverty and trying to make it. There is so much humor in that, it's unlimited.

When you grow up poor, you have to either work really hard to try and get where you want to be, or you'll just stay put.

Us Asians look like we're twenty until we're fifty. Once we're fifty, we look like Yoda.

It's a constant battle between what your heart tells you, and what your brain tells you.

And I come from a small Vietnamese family. We're really close too, all ten of us.

We want to be seen as more than just martial artists, or bad stereotype token roles in American TV and movies.

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school... who failed math.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.

Without consciousness there is no existence!

Have you ever been at a point that you don't know what to say? But yet you came up with this crazy idea to type this.

He was so much in love with me that I could have asked him for the moon and stars, and he would have gathered them for me.

Our relationship is complicated by the fact that I am emotionally retarded.

For the first time the people of Iraq are united. Today on CNN I saw a Kurd, a Shiite and a member of the Republican Guard coming together to cart off a big screen TV.

In the early days of his reign, Bismarck confided to a friend that it would some day be necessary for Germany to confine William II in an insane asylum.

You will only be remembered for two things: the problems you solve or the ones you create.

The first duty of government is to protect the citizen from assault. Unless it does this, all the civil rights and civil liberties in the world aren't worth a dime.

The neglect of the humanities in present-day education is doubtless not a cause but a symptom of an age.