I detest acting because it is sheer drudgery.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

The truth is that you are innately good, wise, and powerful. You were created in and for good.

Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for a difficult on with the strength to endure it.

As history has also shown, especially in the twentieth century, one of the first things an ideologue will do after achieving absolute power is kill.

That which is chiefly the office of a general, to force the enemy into fighting when he finds himself the stronger, and to avoid being driven into it himself when he is the weaker...

A good mind possesses a kingdom: a great fortune is a great slavery.

The two most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed".

You are free. You are powerful. You are good. You are love. You have value. You have purpose. All is well.

Anyone can steer a ship, but it takes a leader to chart the course

I woke up today knowing everything about everything.

There is something absurd in supposing a continent to be perpetually governed by an island.