I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

I wanted to stay this way forever.Which, it turns out, was exactly five more minutes.

Life is a dance.

And the fools… well, the fools are there for us to fleece and then to show mercy.

I just liked the idea of being engaged.

I have the insecurities of any actress, I suppose of any woman. Even the most beautiful ones feel unhappy. Look at Bardot: she was suicidal. But I like to play with the camera. I like to ham it up.

Those who believe in nothing are very, very jealous and angry at those who believe in something.

Now, a 45-degree angle is not something we deal with in finance. It's something you see in a high school geometry class. Performance like that has never been recorded in human history.

A miracle is a shift in perception from fear to love.

And I sit here without identity: faceless. My head aches.

I want to have thoughts of abundance. I want to have thoughts of love, of kindness, of beauty.