Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

First time my master’s in English literature ever proved useful.

I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive.

Once every lunar eclipse, you should be able to see me smile!

Rock n roll is about drugs.

We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth.

The God of Love lives in a state of need.

Most 'scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters.

The power to regulate the value of money does not involve a power to dilute the value of money by inflation, an absurd and self-serving rendering.

Why can't the Arabs and Jews resolve their disagreements at the conference table like good Christians?

You say you want to talk, But you don't . You stonewall me.