I can't do no literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The stories people tell you about themselves seem to retain the possibility of being false. But what you discover about them by yourself seems to be the truth.

Then I reminded myself that all intelligent children suffer bad dreams.

One of the greatest secrets of great leaders

Leave the dead to the Earth. They are not for us.

Taking on too much of other people's drama is just a poor excuse for not taking ownership and control over your own life.

Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making the music sound sweeter, the wine taste richer, the laughter ring louder because they are there.

Hillary Clinton is under fire from Latinos, specifically online. This comes from a recent blog post by Clinton's campaign that was meant to reach out to Latinos. Instead, it offended many people.

You can't write drunk.

No person who is not a great sculptor or painter can be an architect. If he is not a sculptor or painter, he can only be a builder.

What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?