I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.

My life has never been easy. It's like all the major events of my life have always been difficult.

I still get so much fan mail addressed to Carol Brady, and I think a lot of it's through the Net. And I always answer it, if it's legible.

I started in live television and I've done a lot of live TV and that's really the thing that I love best. I love flying by the seat of my pants.

It takes a lot of courage to be happy (after the death of a spouse), but I've got courage, so I think I will be happy again.

When I first went to New York I was right out of high school, I was 17 years old, and I had never seen a building over two stories high.

I'm a '70s mom, and my daughter is a '90s mom. I know a lot of women my age who are real computer freaks.

I don't have to be logical - I'm a mother.

People often ask me what happened to my first husband? And I say, I killed him.

I have four of the most incredible children. And I have five grandchildren.

You don't get happy by sitting around going on, 'Oh this is a horrible situation, what to do?' You've got to find the courage to change that. I think change is extremely hard for people.

I do not know how to teach philosophy without becoming a disturber of the peace.

To have a mission is to find the thing that you are fond of doing, a thing that you can do better than others

If you want to be strong, smile! He who can smile, even when he's so sad that he wants to die, when it's so painful that he wants to give it all up and run away, is the one who becomes strong.

When you've suffered a great deal in life, each additional pain is both unbearable and trifling.

A great many people mistake opinions for thought.

I look at athletes in all sports and try to picture what kind of football player they'd be, what position they'd play and so on.

President Lincoln called upon Americans to speak with one voice and one heart. That's just what we have to do.

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

I do not need a thousand souls, I only need one, which is my master's.

And I would like current or future politicians to make sure every avenue of diplomacy, and what you have, are exhausted before sending young men and women off to death and serious injury.