I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

Go APE: Author a great book, Publish it quickly, and Entrepreneur your way to success. Self-publishing isn’t easy, but it’s fun and sometimes even lucrative. Plus, your book could change the world.

Men worry about childcare with their wallets, women feel it in their wombs.

Ask yourself always: how can this be done better?

Dangerous objects are glamorous places to be.

I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50.

The reason why China suffers bitterly from endless wars is because of the existence of feudal lords and kings.

Perhaps God gives us a physical body so that every time we change our mind, we won’t be someone else.

The purpose of art is always, ultimately, to give pleasure - though our sensibilities may take time to catch up with the forms of pleasure that art in a given time may offer.

In after-life you may have friends--fond, dear friends; but never will you have again the inexpressible love and gentleness lavished upon you which none but a mother bestows.

Me and Jaden just figured out that our voices sound like chocolate together. As good as chocolate tastes, it sounds that good.