I can get motivated seeing a kid at my sons school overcome a learning disability.

But one sets of grandparents lived on Davidson Avenue in the Bronx and one lived in Manhattan and I had an aunt and uncle in Queens, so in my heart I was a New Yorker.

Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b a great candidate.

Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

We made a deal that was acceptable to us. We got paid very handsomely for our final season.

Boston was a great town to go to college in. Maybe that's why there's so many colleges there. I love the town, and I loved Boston University.

It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant.

I think with challenge comes a little more fun.

Television, in particular, doesn't look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star.

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

Women distrust men too much in general and too little in particular.

My father was my teacher. But most importantly he was a great dad.

By giving people the power to share, we're making the world more transparent.

I think in business, you have to learn to be patient. Maybe I'm not very patient myself. But I think that I've learned the most is be able to wait for something and get it when it's the right time.

Succeeding in business and failing at home is a cop-out. For no success in the workplace will ever make up for failure at home.

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.

When whole races and peoples conspire to propagate gigantic mute lies in the interest of tyrannies and shams, why should we care anything about the trifling lies told by individuals?

More than its utilitarian and technocratic transparency, it is the opaque ambivalence of its oddities that makes the city livable.

Anything worth doing, is worth doing all the way. Just know you'll have to live with all the choices that you make.