Jason Alexander Quotes

But one sets of grandparents lived on Davidson Avenue in the Bronx and one lived in Manhattan and I had an aunt and uncle in Queens, so in my heart I was a New Yorker.

Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b a great candidate.

We made a deal that was acceptable to us. We got paid very handsomely for our final season.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.

Boston was a great town to go to college in. Maybe that's why there's so many colleges there. I love the town, and I loved Boston University.

It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant.

I think with challenge comes a little more fun.

Television, in particular, doesn't look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star.

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop.

Well, let's put in this way, I grew up in West New York, New Jersey.

There is no community service in Seinfeld. But rather than lauding that, I think it shows the insane banality of it.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.

I would work with any one of them again in a heartbeat because it was joyous and incredibly easy.

Life and families and babies are all joyous gifts. But if we do not begin to truly account for our numbers, we will surely create an ecological crisis that will only lead to anguish and despair.

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my sons school overcome a learning disability.

Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

But I didn't know much about directing a movie.

Israel is near and dear to my heart

I started balding at age 17 and after first being sad, I really embraced it.

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.

Many people don't know our famous 'soup kitchen' episode on Seinfeld was inspired by an actual soup restaurant off 8th Avenue in New York.