It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant.

But one sets of grandparents lived on Davidson Avenue in the Bronx and one lived in Manhattan and I had an aunt and uncle in Queens, so in my heart I was a New Yorker.

Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b a great candidate.

Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

We made a deal that was acceptable to us. We got paid very handsomely for our final season.

Boston was a great town to go to college in. Maybe that's why there's so many colleges there. I love the town, and I loved Boston University.

I think with challenge comes a little more fun.

Television, in particular, doesn't look for talent; it looks for personas. You have a great persona? You can be a TV star.

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop.

We all live but a hundred years. When I am with you, I live it in a matter of days.

THEY STOLE YOUR STYLEBUT THEY COULDN'T STEAL YOUR GLOW

My personal sources in the intelligence community and the military are very good. They're excellent. I have very high-up, in-depth sources.

I loved to get all dusty and ride horses and plant potatoes and cotton.

All I ever did was supply a demand that was pretty popular.

I think I was probably wondering, having looked at human beings for a long time, wondering if evolution ever took place. And I still have my doubts.

Being part of the original Star Wars generation, I have always known a dark future.

Faith has this excellency, that it is able to bring life out of death, light out of darkness. It has a kind of creating virtue.

Literature is being taught as though it were only political medicine or political poison-a view that is not only illiberal but illiterate.

The average person suffers from three delusions: 1) That he is a good driver 2) That he has a good sense of humor and 3) That he is a good listener.