I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

You have to create emptiness to fill it with success.

One should always cite what one does not understand at all in the language one understands the least.

Even now I try to make each page compelling for the readers to get absorbed in the book.

No daintie flowre or herbe that growes on grownd, No arborett with painted blossoms drest And smelling sweete, but there it might be fownd To bud out faire, and throwe her sweete smels al arownd.

If things are going untowardly one month, they are sure to mend the next.

There is no moonlight in the Moon. It is same for the fame! Celebrity shines only from the distance!

I didn't realize quite how liberal I was until I was asked to make passionate comedic choices as opposed to necessarily successful comedic choices.

I have been very fortunate to have been able to make a living from what I love to do best - performing and singing for people.

Study carefully the law of cause and effect.