I am the world's worst diabetic.

Will you lie to me and promise to read them? Books need to be read. The pages need to be turned.

Yes, I hate it when people call me a 'national treasure'. It takes away your bite and makes you feel like a harmless old golden Labrador.

Love is the only thing that keeps me sane.

I married two weeks after my 18th birthday, far too young, and by the time I was 23 I was a single mother of three small children, Sean, Daniel and Victoria, living in a prefab house.

Most social problems could be helped or prevented if people had more money and practical advice.

I don't know why women are so mad about flowers. Personally, they leave me cold. I prefer trees.

Every time I start a new piece of work, I spend a long while under the duvet thinking I can't do it.

There's only one thing more boring than listening to other people's dreams, and that's listening to their problems.

I think we take it for granted that if you are with your husband after 30 years, then he is the love of your life.

I am from the working class. I am now what I was then. No amount of balsamic vinegar and Prada handbags could make me forget what it was like to be poor.

There is no rest in the heart of God until He knows that you are at resh in His grace.

You were a warrior, you are a warrior, you will always be a warrior!

The (extremely lavish set) was created by a transparency, a fine gauze, finely painted. According to the theatre accounts, it cost 241 ducats, 91 ducats more than Rossini was paid for the music.

ALways be careful what you say. You can always say you're sorry, but you can never take back what you said.

The first few hours in the cell were quite stimulating. I'd never been in a prison cell before and was quite enjoying the experience.

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

I did Scottish footballer of the year this year, attempted to do some comedy at that. Not the brightest people in the world. There were seven O-Levels in that room, and they were all mine.

I'm stuck in 7th grade & I just keep getting let back

I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

If you don't like what you're doing, then don't do it.